Book Review: Heartless by Gail Carrier

Heartless is the forth book in the Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger. The audiobook is read by  Emily Gray. This is a series that you definitely need to read or listen to in order.

Lady Alexia Maccon, receives a disjointed message from a ghost that is losing substance.  Now she is investigating a threat to the Queen, following a trail that leads her deep into her husband's past. Top that off with a sister who has joined the suffragette movement, Madame Lefoux's latest mechanical invention, and a plague of zombie porcupines and Alexia barely has time to remember she happens to be eight months pregnant. Will Alexia manage to determine who is trying to kill Queen Victoria before it is too late? Is it the vampires again or is there a traitor lurking about in wolf's clothing? And what, exactly, has taken up residence in Lord Akeldama's second best closet?

Heartless is another exciting and entertaining romp in a world that combines steampunk with mystery and the paranormal. This time Alexia is very pregnant and dealing with the protectiveness that comes with that while still trying to do her job to save Queen and Country. The balance is difficult, especially with mechanical but zombie like porcupines trying to kill her. While Akeldama, Lyall, and crew come up with a solution for one problem the larger issue of a threat to the Queen still looms in Alexia's mind. I will admit that I saw that threat, and some of its details, coming before the big reveal I was not disappointed in its delivery. Alexia can be forgiven for not seeing it sooner since she is eight months pregnant has has quite a bit on her mind. Be prepared for great humor and a fair share of explosions and battles before this book has its big conclusion.

If you have read and enjoyed the first three books, then you need to keep on going with Heartless. It is fun, exciting, and answers a number of questions that we had so far throughout this series. Although, seeing as I have listened to the last two, and will continue to listen to the rest of this series, I would like to suggest that if you enjoy audiobooks, and this series- then listen to it! Emily Gray does a wonderful job with it.  

Early Book Review: Ballet Cat: The Totally Secret Secret by Bob Shea

Ballet Cat: The Totally Secret Secret is the first book in a new easy reader series from Bob Shea. It is currently scheduled for release on May 5 2015. Best friends Ballet Cat and Sparkles the Pony are trying to decide what to play today. Nothing that Sparkles suggests, such as making crafts, playing checkers, or selling lemonade, goes very well with the leaping, spinning, and twirling that Ballet Cat likes to do. When Sparkles's leaps, spins, and twirls seem halfhearted, Ballet Cat asks him what's wrong. Sparkles doesn't want to say. He has a secret that Ballet Cat won't want to hear. What Sparkles doesn't know is that Ballet Cat has a secret of her own, a totally secret secret. Once their secrets are shared, will their friendship end, or be stronger than ever? 

Ballet Cat: The Totally Secret Secret is a fun new book from one of my favorite children's authors. The artwork from Shea, and the humor of the story, hold up to my expectations and result is a fun book for young readers. Ballet Cat and Sparkles are best friends, but Sparkles is afraid that if he admits to not wanting to play the same game at Ballet Cat that their friendship with end. This is something I am sure most kids can relate to- wanting to be liked by someone they like so much that they are afraid to speak their minds. Ballet Cat's answer to this fear is perfect, and charming.

I highly recommend Ballet Cat: The Totally Secret Secret to all new and developing readers. Readers that are already fans of Bob Shea's picturebooks will have a special attraction to this new series. Young readers that already love early readers like the Elephant & Piggie series from Mo Willems will also find much to love with the spunky Ballet Cat.

Blog Tour Book Spotlight with Excerpt: The Closer You Come by Gena Showalter

Gena Showalter, The Closer You Come (The Original Heartbreakers #1)

Blurb:
Just released from prison, Jase Hollister has a dark and twisted past.  And now, he has only one goal: stay out of trouble. Strawberry Valley, Oklahoma, sounds like the perfect place for him and his two brothers-by-circumstance to settle down and live a nice, simple life. But model citizen isn’t exactly this rugged bachelor’s default setting—especially when it comes to a certain hot-blooded Southern beauty…
Brook Lynn Dillon has always been responsible. Not that it’s done her much good. The down-on-her-luck waitress is broke, single and fun-deprived. Until Jase comes along. He is dangerous, stunningly protective, breathtakingly sexy and as tempting as sin, and the passion sizzling between them is undeniable. But can it melt her resistance? After all, the right kind of trouble might be just what they both need.

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About Author

Gena Showalter is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty books in paranormal and contemporary romances, as well as young adult novels. Her series include White Rabbit Chronicles, Angels of the Dark, Otherworld Assassins, Lords of the Underworld, Alien Huntress and Intertwined.

Her novels have appeared in Cosmopolitan Magazine, and Seventeen Magazine, and have been translated all over the world. The critics have called her books "sizzling page-turners" and "utterly spellbinding stories", while Showalter herself has been called “a star on the rise”.
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EXCERPT ONE:

“Pay attention, honey,” Jase said to Brook Lynn. “This isn’t a lesson you’ll want to learn twice. You throw a tantrum in my room, you get wet.” Jase tossed the little wildcat into the deep end, hoping to calm her down.
Jessie Kay beat at his arm, screeching, “Idiot! Her implants aren’t supposed to be waterlogged. She’s supposed to cover them with a special adhesive.”
Please. “Implants are always better wet.” He should know. He’d handled his fair share.
“They aren’t in her boobs, you moron. They’re in her ears!”
Well, hell. I’m on silent, she’d said, the words suddenly making sense. “Way to bury the lead,” he muttered.
Brook Lynn came up sputtering. She swam to the edge of the pool and climbed out with her sister’s help, then arranged her hair over her ears before glaring up at him, reminding him of an avenging angel.
He’d hoped the impromptu dunk would lessen her appeal.
He’d hoped in vain.
Water droplets trickled down flawless skin the color of melted honey. The plain white button-up and black slacks she wore clung to her body, revealing a breathtakingly erotic frame, legs that were somehow a mile long, breasts that were a perfect handful…and nipples that were hard.
Those traits, in themselves, would have been dangerous for any man’s peace of mind. But when you paired that miracle body with that angel face—huge baby blues and heart-shaped lips no emissary from heaven should ever be allowed to have—it was almost overkill.
Damn, I picked the wrong sister.
Well, what was done was done. Another piece of broken glass in his conscience. Another memory to leave a sticky film on his soul, like a spider determined to catch flies.
“I’m sorry about your hearing aids, or whatever they are,” he said, “but catfights aren’t allowed in my room. You should save all disputes for the next JELL-O Fight Night.”
She watched his lips. Her eyes narrowed, an indication she’d understood him.
Without looking away from him, she said, “Jessie Kay, get in the car. If I have to start counting again, you’ll regret it.”
For the first time that evening, her sister heeded her command and took off as though her feet were on fire.
West and Beck arrived a second later and scoped out the scene: a gorgeous woman who was soaking wet, probably chilled, stood as still as a statue, her hands fisted at her sides, while Jase couldn’t seem to look away from her.
“What the hell happened?” Beck demanded, running a hand through his hair.
“This is between him and me.” Brook Lynn pointed to Jase. “You guys go inside.”
“Your hand is bleeding.” West frowned and reached for her.
“I’m not your concern.” She stepped away, avoiding contact, and would have toppled back into the pool if Jase hadn’t caught her arm.
With her sex kitten curves, he was surprised by the slenderness of her bones. Even more shocked by the soft silk of her skin, the warmer than melted honey temperature. She wasn’t chilled, after all, and the longer he held on, the more electric the contact proved to be, somehow cracking through the armor he’d spent years erecting around his emotions, until he practically vibrated with the desire to touch all of her…to hold her…
To devour.
What the hell?
He released her with a jolt and widened the distance between them. His inner armor wasn’t something he maintained just for grins and giggles. It was for survival. As a boy abandoned by his parents and sometimes mistreated by fosters, he’d learned emotions were a weakness that could be used against him. To feel something for a person or object meant he’d placed value on it—whether for good or ill.
Feel nothing. Want nothing. Need nothing. For the most part, the motto had served him well. There had been times the armor vanished, the darkest of emotions consuming him…pushing him to do things he shouldn’t. Trouble had always followed.


Early Book Review: The Duke's Disaster by Grace Burrowes

The Duke's Disaster by Grace Burrowes is scheduled for release on April 7 2015. This historical romance does have secondary characters that fans might recognize from other Burrowes books, but is a stand alone. Noah Winters, Earl of Anselm, spent months sorting and courting the year's crop of debutantes in search of an ideal bride. When the sweet, biddable young thing he selected accepts another's proposal, Noah decides to court her companion instead. Thea Collins, though, is anything but biddable. She has learned the hard way that men are not to be trusted, especially the handsome ones. When she reluctantly accepts, Noah rushes Thea to the altar before she can reveal her deepest secret. Can she finally move on from her past, or will it come back to haunt her?

The Duke's Disaster began a little rushed, and I worried that a chapter or prelude somehow was left out of my digital copy. however, once the story got going I was hooked. I started the book at bedtime, and finished it quickly the following day. In fact, i admit to being a wee bit testy when I had to step away from the book in the middle of a very important moment. Noah and Thea each have their troubles and hang-ups, but they are smart and strong willed characters. I liked that they are more forthright than most romance characters, and most withheld thoughts and discussions are because of wanting to protect each other or family than because of intended deceit. The love story moved at a good pace, with a quickly noted attraction but no instant love to muddy the water. the secondary characters were important to understanding Noah, and i highly suspect several of them to have books of their own that I will want to read. The action, danger, and secrets within the story are very well paced as well, and I found it hard to leave the characters behind.  In fact, I dreamed about the characters the night I started reading the book.

The Duke's Disaster was another great historical romance from Burrowes.  I really enjoyed the characters and look forward to reading more from her. What more can you say for a great author than craving the next book from them even after they give you a book with no cliffhangers or questions that need resolution?
 

Audio Book Review: Fortunately, the Milk by Neil Gaiman

Fortunately, the Milk is a children's chapter book written by Neil Gaiman, and illustrated by Skottie Young. I listened to the audiobook (read by Neil himself!) but have held the paperback in my hands. the illustrations and font work in the written version is great, as are the inflections and sounds done by Mr. Gaiman in the audio version. you cannot lose regardless of format you chose!


One morning, after mother went off on a trip, it was discovered that there was no milk. No milk for breakfast cereal, or tea. So father went to the corner store to get some, and he took a very long time. On his return he explains why to his two children. It begins with: "I bought the milk," said my father. "I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road. "Hullo," I said to myself. "That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened." This father's story of time travel, dinosaurs, volcano gods, and more fill the pages of Fortunately, the Milk. It is funny, silly, and occasionally a little unnerving as one man tries to get one container of milk home to his children. And so he can have his cup of tea and read the paper of course.
Once again, Neil Gaiman proves that he cannot go wrong. Fortunately, the Milk is a fantastically fun story full of imagination and adventure. Read it, listen to it, or both. I enjoyed it in the car with my 6 and 8 year olds- I think children and adults of all ages will find humor and delight in this book.

Book Review: Grave Vengeance by Lori Sjoberg

Grave Vengeance is the third book in the Grave series by Lori Sjoberg. I do not remember having read the previous two books, and will say that you can read them out of order or as stand alones.

Handsome and haunted, Dmitri Stavitsky is a Soviet KGB spy in life turned reaper after death. He is also a reaper who prefers to work alone. But orders from the top soon place him alongside fellow reaper Gwen Peterson, the American counter intelligence agent who took his life so many years ago.
The two have no choice but to set aside their differences and apprehend the rogue together. But their cross-country mission soon ignites feelings Dmitri thought he was no longer capable of, least of all for the woman who helped destroy him. With an ancient force and a small army against them, he'll have to let go of old grudges or risk his future with Gwen.

Grave Vengeance is a powerful romantic suspense with a dab or paranormal. The reapers work to collect souls on behalf of angels and fate, and do so under the radar in an attempt to redeem their souls. Dmitri and Gwen were on opposite sides in life, and there are still some hard feelings. Being thrown together is something neither wants, but both will deal with in order to stop someone from killing their fellow reapers, and possibly causing even greater havoc.I liked that their coming together was slow, and for the most part free of the occasional syndrome of 'attraction overriding good sense at the worst possible moment' that so often happens in high action stories. And there is plenty of action, in both senses of the word. There is enough character development to make me happy, and plenty of fights, chases, and battles to make the action lovers happy. There is also a thread of mystery or suspense as they try to discover the who, why, and how behind it all. A nice balance is achieved between all the important elements and kept me turning pages.

Grave Vengeance is a book for those that like suspense filled romance. There is plenty of action, particularly if they do not mind a hint of paranormal. While the paranormal aspect is important, it does not overshadow the romance or suspense in the slightest. 

Blog Tour with Giveaway and An Early Book Review: When a Rake Falls by Sally Orr

When a Rake Falls is the second book in The Rake's Handbook series by Sally Orr, and is scheduled for publication on  April 7 2015. To win a race to Paris, and hopefully his father's respect, Lord Boyce Parker hires a balloon. He expects to be crowned the victor and become famous for his courage and intelligence. Miss Eve Mountfloy makes a bargain she will fly the balloon during the dangerous crossing to France, if he helps her finish her scientific experiments to predict violent storms and thereby save lives. The experiments and a change of wind through them both off course, and open a new set of questions for them both.

When a Rake Falls might be the second book in a series, but aside from the joint publication of The Rakes Handbook that connects the main characters, they can stand alone. I was delightfully surprised to have a main character that is generally cheerful rather than dark and brooding. while i do enjoy my strong alpha males, having a hero that can laugh and sing for no good reason was a nice change of pace. Even better was that while he appeared shallow to fellow characters, he was really sweet and sensitive. Eve is very intelligent, though insecure. I was more than a little annoyed with her from time to time as she let her father, and in turn his assistant, run roughshod over her on several occasion. I really did like some of the secondary characters and enjoyed the story as a whole immensely. It was fun, and broke the mold with a different hero, adventure, and a wee bit of social commentary.

I would recommend When a Rake Falls to those that enjoy Orr’s work, and those looking for a fun historical romance that is a little different from the rest. It was read in almost a single day, only taking longer because of necessary obligations. It would be a great read for a quiet weekend or weekday escape. 



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Sally Orr worked for thirty years in medical research, specializing in the discovery of gene function. After joining an English history message board, she posted many, many examples of absolute tomfoolery. As a result, a cyber-friend challenged her to write a novel. Since she is a hopeless Anglophile, it's not surprising that her first book is a Regency romance. Sally lives with her husband in San Diego, surrounded by too many nerdy books and not enough old English cars.
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Book Review: Blameless by Gail Carriger

Blameless is the third book in the Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger. The audiobook is read Emily Gray. This is a series that you definitely need to read or listen to in order.

Quitting her husband's house and moving back in with her horrible family, Lady Maccon becomes the scandal of the London season. Queen Victoria dismisses her from the Shadow Council, and the only person who can explain anything, Lord Akeldama, unexpectedly leaves town. In short order, Alexia is attacked by homicidal mechanical ladybugs. While Lord Maccon elects to get progressively more inebriated and Professor Lyall desperately tries to hold the Woolsey werewolf pack together, Alexia flees England for Italy in search of the mysterious Templars. Only they know enough about the preternatural to explain her increasingly inconvenient condition, but they may be worse than the vampires, although they are armed with pesto.

Blameless is a continuation of a series that combines steampunk, paranormal characters, and loads of humor. Alexia continues to be the strong willed, smart, and determined lady and the dangers that surround her change and grow along with her waistline as she investigates the possibilities and perils that come with her pregnancy. The Templars fit my expectations, and surpassed them in some areas, while Lord Maccon's efforts to get roaring drunk were only as humorous as they were because I knew he would get over it and Lyall's efforts to make it stop. If you enjoyed the first two books in the series, then you need to keep going, trust me. these series is like my favorite snack foods, I know it isn't the best out there but I enjoy it so much!

Blameless gave me exactly what I was looking for at the end of Changeless. I enjoyed it tremendously. My only regret is that I had not listened to the first books as well, because Emily Gray does a wonderful job as narrator. Her inflections, accents, and voices used just draw you in and do not let you go. I will admit to some serious binge listening of this book (and the next) because of her work.  

Book Review: Abandoned NYC by Will Ellis

Abandoned NYC by Will Ellis is a collection of photographs which capture the lost and lonely corners of New York City. There are 200 images of urban decay; uncovering the forgotten history behind New York s most incredible abandoned spaces. Readers have the chance to explore the ruins of the Harlem Renaissance, sift through the artifacts of massive squatter colonies, and find out how the past is literally washing up on the shores of a Brooklyn beach called Dead Horse Bay, and walk through the halls of abandoned institutions without having to ignore any "No Trespassing” signs.

Abandoned NYC offers readers a chance to explore places they might never haver known existed, and places that will no longer be standing as time and progress marches on. Some of the photographs are hauntingly beautiful, while others might fill you with trepidation about what the individuals in some of those locations went through while they were still occupied and maintained. I found the information on the history of the locations and details about each image to be fascinating. The research that went into this collection, combined with the photography, had me staring at the book for hours longer than I should. I was particularly enthralled in how nature is reclaiming some of these locations, and how time has changed them all.

Abandoned NYC is a wonderful book for those that are curious about the hidden and forgotten places, and for those that can appreciate beauty in unexpected places. There is a certain eerie beauty to the crumbling and abandoned places, and important reminders about humanity and our history. 



Book Review: Changeless (Parasol Protectorate, #2) by Gail Carriger

Changeless is the second book in the Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger. Alexia Maccon, the Lady Woolsey, awakens in the wee hours of the mid-afternoon to find her husband, who should be decently asleep like any normal werewolf, yelling at the top of his lungs. Then he disappears; leaving her to deal with a regiment of supernatural soldiers encamped on her doorstep, a plethora of exorcised ghosts, and an angry Queen Victoria. But Alexia is armed with her trusty parasol, the latest fashions, and an arsenal of biting civility. So even when her investigations take her to Scotland, the backwater of ugly waistcoats, she is prepared: upending werewolf pack dynamics as only the soulless can. She might even find time to track down her wayward husband, if she feels like it.

I enjoyed Changeless both more and less than the first book, Soulless. While I was glad to see some serious character growth and a few more familiar names from the Finishing School series, I felt a little disappointed in that I saw the big surprise at the end of the book coming, although Alexia’s surprise at the reveal was priceless. The mystery of what the supernatural plague of “humanity” is and how it works is solid, and the introduction of new characters intriguing, I felt like there was a bit too much left unresolved at the end. The of course simply had my overeager for the next installment rather than really angry.

The Parasol Protectorate series is my favorite kind of literary candy. The story is fun, exciting, and often unexpected. I love that Alexia and her varied friends and companions offer highly entertaining dialogue (both shared and internal) that often has my chuckling or rolling my eyes at the less intelligent characters. I have already started listening to the audiobook of the third book, Blameless, and love the reader’s talent. I almost wish I had listened from the beginning, because the voices and inflections she uses adds a special quality to the story. I love it!

I highly recommend Changeless and the entire Parasol Protectorate series to everyone that enjoys a fun and unique read. The combination of wit, paranormal characters, steampunk, and suspense is very well done.