Doctor, Doctor

Doctor, Doctor
Give me that pill
The one my tv says
Will cure my every ill.

Doctor, Doctor
I know what they say
It can destroy my eyesight
And make me bled every day.

Doctor, Doctor
I have no fears
Of the purported leakage
Of important fluids from my ears.

Doctor, Doctor
I'll take any risk
This new wonder drug
Will be my perfect miracle fix.